The Oscars of the Bad Movie

world have been announced. Swept Away, starring Madonna, won Worst Picture. The film also swept away the Worst Director Razzie for her husband Guy Richie. Madonna also tied with Britney Spears for Worst Actress in the film Crossroads. She is now tied with Sylvester Stallone for the most worst awards, nine total.

Roberto Benigni won Worst Actor for his role in Pinocchio.

Of Madonna's "performance" in Swept Away, Razzies founder John Wilson said, "She's not even in the movie for two minutes, but she's so awful in that one scene that for the whole rest of the movie, you cannot forget that your eyes and ears have been assaulted by the stupidity of her appearance."

Madonna also qualifies as one of the world's worst authors. Her book, Sex, was arguably the worst book ever published. It was cheap and as flimsy as the "author" herself.

As you can probably tell, I am a big fan of awful movies.