The Turd Blossom Special.

Judy of Arc may be a martyr outside of jail, but inside of it she's treated like every other convict.

Robert "bullshit" Novak lost on national television what he never had in the first place.

CNN says he's taking some time off.

He'll never live it down, and it could be on his headstone:

Here lies the remains of Bob Novak
Who screeched "bullshit" and got the sack.