The Turd Blossom Special. Bob Woodward is positively sickened at the prospect thirty-five years of investigative reporting, of writing bestselling books, of being on the talk show circuit, has finally gone to shit, even with a lameassed apology.

It's about time, for Woodward has been a sellout for years. More to the point, Turdgate was at a standstill, and it was time for something to break. (Getty Images)