A New Mother

who has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel admits she conned doctors into getting her pregnant.

I don't mean the DOCTORS actually got her pregnant, but they helped her along.

I don't mean they did you-know-what, but that they assisted her in getting pregnant artificially just so she could break the record books.

Here is the interview:

And she seems oblivious to the problems of an elderly woman coping with boisterous little boys in a one-bedroom flat.

She scoffs: "I'm sure I'll be able to cope. It won't be a problem. When they begin toddling I'll get one of those playpens and put them in there.

"That way they won't be able to run all over the place. I might put them in a nursery while I get some rest, or get a nanny.

"My mum lived to be 101 and there's no reason why I shouldn't do the same. She was in a wheelchair and blind, but I've always been healthy.

"Who knows? If I reach that age I might even meet my grandchildren!"

And if she dies? "They will never be alone," she says. "There are lots of young people in our family."

Bousada reveals she had pretty good cleavage before she had her babies, but now they are drooping all over the place.

That's the price one pays for being an idiot.