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It would be nice if Britney Spears could stay out of the news:
Federline, 29, will present his case at Los Angeles Superior Court on September 17. In it he will claim:
# LESBIAN bed-hopping proves Britney is an unfit role model for their kids.
# BOOZING and relentless partying shows her life is still spiralling out of control, and that she's a....
# TERRIBLE mum who treats her boys like toys, according to former aides and security guards.
Key to the case will be the sexy dancer Britney disappeared with after a night out in Copenhagen in May 2004 on her Onyx Hotel tour.
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Has Vivi the whippet, missing since escaping from a NYC airport in February 2006, been sighted?
A man saw what he believes to be Vivi on Saturday, just off the west-bound Northern Boulevard exit off the Van Wyck Expressway. He is a limo driver and remembers seeing the flier around La Guardia airport (thanks to our airport team member for making sure the airport lots are always covered).
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A killer dog is now in custody.
This time it's a Rottweiler.
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