Call me a skeptic that a tiger would just jump a fence and attack.
I can just about bet those idiots were responsible, just as that dumb shit Steve Irwin asked for it when he got fatally stabbed by a stingray.
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Along those lines, a Portland, Oregon, resident remembers a 1970 lion attack:
Ken Bowers learned from television news Wednesday of the Christmas Day tiger mauling at the San Francisco Zoo. Alone in his gray Southeast Portland bungalow, Bowers remembered the words of his friend 37 years ago.
"Help me, Kenny."
Bowers, Roger Adams and Mike Gaskell were partying late that Fourth of July in 1970 when they decided to pay an after-hours visit to what was then the Portland Zoo. Bowers believes that Adams, then 19 and the youngest, wanted to demonstrate his courage when he crawled over the fence and dangled himself into the lions' den.
As bad as that was, the kid was a dumb shit even to tempt fate.
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Tiny Tank helps apprehend a suspect.
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