He Was a Goner Anyway

Dennis Kucinich had no place else to go, so he might just as well pack it in and enjoy his child bride before she finds somebody else closer to her age, which is just about every man in the country.

"At the end of this term I will have served sixteen years in the House of Representatives, leading the way for peace, to bring an end to the wars, for workers' rights, for health care for all, for monetary policy reform and to end the corrupting influence which money has on our political decision-making process," he said.

Kucinich was known for grandstanding a lot and accomplishing very little.