"Evangelist" Garner Ted Armstrong

has some serious competition from morality czar and one-time Janis Joplin squeeze William Bennett. Like Armstrong, Bennett has a reputation for being pious, and like Armstrong Little Billy likes to gamble for high stakes.

He must be pretty damned rich to be able to squander hundreds of thousands of dollars a year on gambling, yet not be bankrupt financially. Truthfully, Armstrong, Pete Rose, and other high-profile high rollers are nothing compared to Bennett.

I wonder which horse Bennett has his money on in tomorrow's Kentucky Derby.