It Hovered at Around

100 degrees today, so I wasn't in the mood to stick around the computer and blog about things I don't care to write about and readers care even less to read.

However, that reliable tabloid, the Weekly World News, has what I believe is a good solution to the recall mess:

"I'm madder than Andre the Giant crammed into a Volkswagen Beetle at these thumb-sucking liberals who keep whining about how 'unfair' the recall election in California is!

"Their main beef is that whoever wins and is named the new governor will probably have racked fewer votes than Gray Davis, the guy who's getting booted out. Keep in mind, folks, these are the same one-man-one-vote fanatics who are still wringing their hands 'cause George Bush got elected president even though more people voted for Al Gore...

"Well, buckaroos, yours truly has come up with a way to settle the mess in California fair and square: A winner-take-all wrasslin' match!

"You heard me right. Put all the candidates in a stadium and let 'em duke it out. Whoever comes out on top in the old-fashioned battle royal becomes governor. Why, a respectable wrestler like Hulk Hogan could judge the event..."

There is a problem with this suggestion: It would likely favor S., who was once a bodybuilder. However, the author of this piece, one Ed Anger, says that's the idiot challengers' fault for not have thought of that possibility of politics getting physical. They need to get into shape to challenge the Terminator.

Unfortunately, Anger didn't think of what Arianna Huffington would do in this case. On the other hand, never mind.