News Briefs

California shelters are receiving far too many Chihuahuas dumped by their owners who found out they were more than mere "accessories" and actually require some care.

Update: Rescue groups are flying these dogs out to be adopted all over the country.
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Tiger Woods should never, ever consider a career as a romance novelist:

Getting even gooeyer, Woods wrote in his Nov. 9 missive that "you want someone to witness your life."

"I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay," he texted. "Why didn't we find each other years ago. We wouldn't be having this conversation."

This is the cartoon of the day: