So How Did Susan Monica Do It?

I don't mean how she killed her two murder victims but how she managed to alter her appearance so dramatically that she was unrecognizable from her mug shot.

According to the link, she lost a great deal of weight off her 5-foot-11 frame. She couldn't stand the food in jail; it wasn't up to her standards of free range bacon and pork. Not only did she lose weight, but a local makeup artist, who wanted to remain anonymous, gave her a dramatic makeover so that it was obvious to all that yes, Susan Monica really is a woman and not a man in a wig.

She still was crazy and she still got convicted, but at least she didn't look like a reject from Planet of the Apes.

Crazier Than a Shithouse Rat

It's no surprise at all that murder defendant Susan Monica, 66, of Rogue River, Oregon, was found guilty in the deaths of two handymen who she shot and then fed most of their remains to her beloved pigs.

She was sentenced to a minimum of 50 years. The judge noted that Monica seemed to care much more about her pigs than she did about people.

The 66-year-old Monica sat quietly as jurors in the Jackson County courtroom reeled off unanimous verdits on two counts each of murder and abuse of a corpse. She was charged in the shooting death and dismemberment of 59-year-old Stephen Delicino n the summer of 2012 and handyman Robert Haney in September 2013.

Monica noted that whenever she shot her animals, she always shot them more than once, much to the shock of the courtroom observers.

It takes all kinds in this world, I guess.

"Pigs Always Need Something to Eat"

So says murder defendant Susan Monica of Rogue River, Oregon, in her trial where she is accused of killing two men and then feeding their remains to her pigs.

Clearly the woman isn't all there in the head.

She also cross-examined some witnesses, but it was clear to all including herself she was way in over her head in that regard.

If anybody takes a worse picture than I do, it is her. Her mug shot made her look like a man. Apparently she suffers from some kind of baldness disease like alopecia and has to wear wigs. In her mug shot, she looked like she could be a clone of John McCain. At first I thought she was one of those trans, but she is delusional enough without that label attached to her. Photographs of her in court show she is clearly female with all of the right skeletal structure. Shame on me for thinking otherwise.

She's still going to be convicted regardless.