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Supposedly John Edwards has decided to turn his life over completely to a sociopath and wants her to move into the house he once shared with his late estranged wife Elizabeth. As if he couldn't further embarrass himself and his family.

He had the right political message, but similar themes are being spouted by Elizabeth Warren. Warren better not have any scandals in her closet, for I intend to write her name in for president on next year's ballot.
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Novelist and convicted killer Michael Peterson has just walked out of jail thanks to a legal technicality. His murder conviction was thrown out by a judge because an expert witness for the prosecution has turned out to be a crook.

That may be true, but there are others who say his wife didn't die in any "accident" down a flight of stairs. We also know about the death of a one-time lady friend of us who "coincidentally" died down a flight of stairs in Germany.

Call me unimpressed. I hope he is sent back to prison. He might not be, though.